Dating a bald man

” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?

” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!

Before telling you about the mistakes expats often make when dating a Dutch man, here’s a story about an incident in Amsterdam.

I went from being a low self confident miserable young going bald man to become an ultimate winner in life. Why is this bald guy the most attractive man in the world? It’s time to do what it takes to become attractive bald man. It’s time to stop holding back in life and start living bold, attractive successful life. Becoming one of the most attractive men in the world is the answer. Perfect is unattractive The world is full of men who are trying to be perfect. So my future very attractive bald friend, use your bald head to your advantage! That’s what the world and all people in it is looking for and attracted to. This is the essence of the Japanese principle of wabi-sabi.Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three-piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, I’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch Lion.The Shallow Man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.

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