You keep sending the same smiley emoji and nothing else, but. A long-winded retelling of how supposedly crazy your ex was warrants a lone “lol” and nothing else. "You just sent me a link on the difference between true craft beer and craft beer posers.
And eventually ask you to "chill at their place." Basically, texting is the worst and no one should ever do it, but since everyone does, here are a few of the vaguest, all-too-familiar texts every woman has definitely sent a guy who is just not getting it.
All of these conversations were active from both sides, and we had intellectual, sarcastic and intimate chats.
I asked all of them out for a date early on, and they all said yes.
But I want you to know that you did a great job — my friend asked me why I cracked a smile while she was in the middle of venting about her roommate. In the time you’ve written me a mini-novella, I went to the gym and meal-prepped my whole week, so a “yeah I feel that” is all you get. "Translation: "You have no idea how wrong you are and it's kind of incredible."You’re in the middle of mansplaining Hillary’s loss to me again and you just said misogyny wasn’t a real factor. ” may sound like I am eager to hear your opinion when, in fact, I can probably guess what you’re about to say and I’m about to school you on some sexism.
Is it common to find girls with the intention of never meeting you but say otherwise?