I still get a twinge of excitement and a lump of hope in my stomach each time I see that I’ve received a new message from someone with an appealing online profile.Before I even read his note, I allow myself to think ahead for one moment, thrilled about the possibility of my future husband being on the other end of that e-mail.
We were so certain, in fact, that such dense substance rested beneath the candy-coating that we planned to spend our inaugural evening together at his home — assuming we stopped kissing long enough to make it through the front door.
As if that wasn't enough, it seems like a new shitty millennial dating term enters the lexicon every day. But you know as well as I do that keeping track of these ridiculous terms is a necessary evil, so I've decided to write them down and share them with you.
Scroll down for a not-so-quick and dirty guide to 32 Internet dating slang terms.
We begin to learn about each other over Italian food at a neighborhood trattoria, a natural unfolding unmarred by any pre-determined expectations.
I can almost see the “Josh & Connor” foil-stamped cocktail napkins and custom wedding invitations in my head.